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J-WARE is underwear created by textile experts from the University of Tokyo. One of the astronauts of the Space Shuttle has the pleasure of sporting this odor–free garment. This underwear is designed to kill bacteria, absorb water, insulate the body and dry quickly. It’s also flame-resistant and anti–static proof. Not to mention it’s comfortable and stylish. (yea right)
This underwear is designed to be worn for an entire week.
After reading this I know that three quarters of the men on the planet are cheering and ALL woman of the world are screaming. Unless my water at my home mysteriously shuts off, a nuclear disaster, or Nostradamus’ end of the world prediction comes true, I can’t think of any reason to wear the same underwear two days in a row. Let alone a week.
Unfortunately, there’s some referees out there in love with this product and its not even in stores yet.
“I can referee three games with the same underwear! Watch out!”
I know, I know, I hate that visual.
When I first read about this astronaut, I felt sorry for him. Then I saw his picture before he got on the space shuttle. He had this huge smile from ear to ear. He’s either real happy or can’t wait to get on the space shuttle so he can scratch. In my eyes he’ll forever be known as the “Underwear Dude.” If someone sees him in the airport, people won’t say, “There’s the Space Shuttle Astronaut.” They’ll say, “That’s the Underwear Dude.” At the mall, “That’s the Underwear Dude.” At the local bodega, “That’s the Underwear Dude.”
Damn
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1 comments:
Actually, this type of undergarment is a pretty common favorite these days among the military -- in part, I suspect, because they don't get good laundry service out in the field. They recently revamped uniform specs to require flame resistant qualities because polyester-cotton clothing tends to melt... and if you imagine 'melting' and 'underwear', the visual is not very good at all. It comes in all styles, from women's panties and men's boxer shorts to short-sleeved T-shirts and leggings - and believe it or not, they love it. The price tag, however, ensures that most civvies aren't likely to don these duds... unless they REALLY hate laundry day.
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